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MG: Hello, I'm Mikhail Gorbachev.
DC: And we're the Dixie Chicks.
MG: At first I wasn't sure what to think when the Dixie Chicks showed up at my door. I was very uncomfortable with having Internet and harmony dating.
DC: He was really shy.
MG: You just don't know who someone is by reading about them.
DC: We knew he was into politics.
MG: They just seemed great. And we had similar interests. We're both battled unpopularity because of our political views.
DC: Gorby, that's what we call him, was just a really great guy. Bald as an eagle, but cute in a "de facto former ruler of the USSR" kind of way, you know?
MG: I think we knew right away it wasn't going to work.
DC: Gorby's amazing. It's just that there are three of us. His profile was great; it was funnny, informative, severely accomplished. But at the end of the day, we're just the Dixie Chicks.
MG: They're beautiful. But I'm getting old, and I'm not the celebrity I once was. Three women? I have enough trouble with one.
DC: We had a great time, you know. As good as we could have. We didn't know he was married.
MG: I didn't know I couldn't be!
DC: And the plane ride back from West Berlin? Unpleasant.
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